Elder Emo Black Coffee Mug - 15oz

$14.99

Mornings are hard—just like the breakdowns we used to scream along to. Embrace your elder emo status with this black ceramic mug, featuring a distressed, hardcore-inspired design that lets the world know your heart still beats in half-time. Whether you're fueling up for the day with black coffee (because milk is for posers) or reminiscing about your MySpace top 8 over a late-night cup of tea, this mug is your new go-to.

Perfect for emo kids who never grew out of it, this 15oz mug is as durable as your undying love for Warped Tour. A must-have for anyone who still wears band tees, remembers when "Rawr xD" was a love language, and believes pop-punk will never die.

🔥 Key Features:
15oz black ceramic mug – because colors were never our thing
Dishwasher & microwave safe for easy use
Crisp white design in a raw, distressed font that screams nostalgia
Perfect gift for fellow elder emos, alternative music lovers, and scene icons

Care Instructions:

  • Microwave-safe for easy reheating
  • Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
  • Handle with care (just like your fragile emo heart)

 

Start your day with caffeine, angst, and a little bit of nostalgia. ☠️🖤

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Mornings are hard—just like the breakdowns we used to scream along to. Embrace your elder emo status with this black ceramic mug, featuring a distressed, hardcore-inspired design that lets the world know your heart still beats in half-time. Whether you're fueling up for the day with black coffee (because milk is for posers) or reminiscing about your MySpace top 8 over a late-night cup of tea, this mug is your new go-to.

Perfect for emo kids who never grew out of it, this 15oz mug is as durable as your undying love for Warped Tour. A must-have for anyone who still wears band tees, remembers when "Rawr xD" was a love language, and believes pop-punk will never die.

🔥 Key Features:
15oz black ceramic mug – because colors were never our thing
Dishwasher & microwave safe for easy use
Crisp white design in a raw, distressed font that screams nostalgia
Perfect gift for fellow elder emos, alternative music lovers, and scene icons

Care Instructions:

  • Microwave-safe for easy reheating
  • Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
  • Handle with care (just like your fragile emo heart)

 

Start your day with caffeine, angst, and a little bit of nostalgia. ☠️🖤

Mornings are hard—just like the breakdowns we used to scream along to. Embrace your elder emo status with this black ceramic mug, featuring a distressed, hardcore-inspired design that lets the world know your heart still beats in half-time. Whether you're fueling up for the day with black coffee (because milk is for posers) or reminiscing about your MySpace top 8 over a late-night cup of tea, this mug is your new go-to.

Perfect for emo kids who never grew out of it, this 15oz mug is as durable as your undying love for Warped Tour. A must-have for anyone who still wears band tees, remembers when "Rawr xD" was a love language, and believes pop-punk will never die.

🔥 Key Features:
15oz black ceramic mug – because colors were never our thing
Dishwasher & microwave safe for easy use
Crisp white design in a raw, distressed font that screams nostalgia
Perfect gift for fellow elder emos, alternative music lovers, and scene icons

Care Instructions:

  • Microwave-safe for easy reheating
  • Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
  • Handle with care (just like your fragile emo heart)

 

Start your day with caffeine, angst, and a little bit of nostalgia. ☠️🖤